awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
even in the morning, she still thinks my british accent is real.
I think even Ryan Seacrest is disgusted with the thought of Ryan Seacrest getting some.
Ricky Martin is gay. You owe me $10 from 3rd grade.
Almost peed between 2 cars...till I realized that it's daytime and I'm sober.
These margaritas aren't just going to regret themselves.
You walked away saying that you had to pee and you never came back. We found you an hour later in his roommate's bed. Under the covers. Still in your wet bathing suit.
She's "threw gas on the fire to put it out" drunk. Come retrieve ur gf. Ps she smells like burnt hair
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
I feel like the fact that I slept with someone who dresses up like Batman a few times will never be lived down.
hell hath no fury like a questionably-gay best friend scorned
Yeah bunch of crazy shit... Makes you wonder how anyone found someone before tinder
We got a noise complaint for vacuuming too much but not for getting really high and yelling about peanut butter
There are 6 of us in a mini cooper and his maid is in the trunk...she needed a ride.
Just peed on the front lawn of the capital building. Great American.
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