So how was awkward coffee with forgets-your-name?
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
I just saw a fat chick ask the bartender to top her corona off with grenandine cuz she has a "sweet tooth" no that's diabetes fatty
I think shooting the BMW with the bow and arrow is when our group became the evening's antagonist
Dude next time u fuck on our counters will u please let me know BEFORE I make lunch.
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
Then she said I give the best mouth hugs and bar went silent.
So this tall girl jumped in our cab and I was like hey I have pics of u on my phone. It wasn't creepy at all
You meet the best people naked in a hot tub at 2 am.
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
He told me if he passed out to wake him by sitting on his face, and if he suffocated at least he would die happy. Found the one.
Btw "you gettin a workout in" isn't a great gym pickup line. Like no I'm fucking grabbing lunch on my way to class.
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
as a side note pls kill me
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