super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
Only a mothe r could love this liver
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
i just want his dick, seriously i'm about to take trifiling lessons. we'll call my alter-ego blair and she will screw his brains out, girlfriend or not.
... was I dreaming when we did coke off of the xbox, or did that really happen?
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
My shoe was in my mailbox this morning. I can't stay sober today.
Drunken snow shoveling. Visiting my family is starting to become a seriously risky venture.
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
Why can't people give useful wedding gifts...like sex swings or Nutella?
I almost died in that meeting. Nearly dried up and blew away in the pure powder form of boredom
I know that feel bro
I'm spending tomorrow doing taxes and making jello shots. Is this adulthood?
No one needs to know about the barren wasteland that is my vag. Sometimes i visualize my cervix rocking back and forth wondering where everybody went.
I just pictured that. It's reading a book.
I need to stop using "I went to the Harry Potter theme park" as my pickup line.
Randomize
