But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
return my video game
Would it be weird if I brought slabs of bacon with me to the beach?
I've spent 9 hours vomitting in the fetal position... how did i stay like this for 9 months?
We must be getting old. All of our friends are having kids and they aren't illegitimate.
It's official, my little sister has hooked up with more girls than I have.
As a jewish boy dating her she thinks everypart of christmas is my first time. Helllllo bj under mistletoe!!
What color suit is the proper "i banged the bride" attire?
my make-up looks really good tonight. I swear it had nothing to do with me finishing all of your strawberry vodka.
Roomie questionaires don't ask any of the important questions like "how do you feel about one night stands" and "will you judge me post-walk of shame"
I feel so bad for your roommate
Hooked up with a guy dressed as Miss Frizzle last night... Asked if I could ride his Magic School Bus
I'm trying to be all porn star and he's making it all The Notebook
I didn't want sex last night, but she charmed my dick out of my pants like a snake charmer.
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
I think I left my thong in your bed. Careful. It has the power to destroy the agitator on a washing machine
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