Call meee
Ok, but just to warn you, I'm as drunk as a Kennedy right now...
ice luge is my downfall...
...u mean upfall.
our school mascot just walked into class and threw condoms everywhere. welcome to college
Just remembered I hit myself in the face with a bottle then did the nose test and decided I was still good. Don't think anyone noticed.
I made him leave at 3am, he texted me a couple minutes later and said the elevator was broken and he was sleeping in there, but he said I was worth it so I don't feel guilty
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
I went on an adventure and now we have more food.
Well, really we just have fire sauce and cookies. But they're edible.
Tuesday Boozeday turned into What-the-fuck-were-you-thinking Wednesday real fast.
Sorry I sent you a video of a singing reverend last night, I was really high.
I met a gypsy today. She told me my soul animal was an owl and says she will now remember me as "Owl Girl".
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
I brought her cheeseburgers and tequila but she's still mad at me.
I woke up with my my shoes on and pants half way off and missing 60 dollars. Please please please tell me you saw me last night.
i got my period today. mid walk of shame and im wearing a shirt that says stay classy. my life is a joke.
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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