It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
It was good sex. She was screaming so much I didn't know whether or not my name was Matt or God.
I understand why you refuse to be sober now
Her exstacy made her nickname everyone David. Nobody knows who the fuck she's talking to so we just say no to everything she says. She's crying.
You refused to get in the cab so we rock paper scissored to decide who walked you home and the fat guy was it. So don't blame your poor hook-up choice on me; it was all you.
First day of class and I'm in a bar drinking pitcher #3. Foreshadowing?
if i'm ever face-down on the ground puking again, promise me you won't try to braid my hair?
So I dropped $130 while buying shots for an army ranger, got my fake taken, almost went to jail, and came out of my black out when I was talking to the cops with a stolen detour sign in my hands.
I don't know. I wanna do you but I also want a cheeseburger.
I'll pay you back with progressively deviant sexual favors.
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
You are attracted to power and since you can't date the married old guy you have to go for the next best thing - his gay son
how drunk are you?
Several
She said my penis was powerful and magnificent
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