and that's why we call him explosion in my pants. no one remembers his real name.
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
hes like my own personal sex toy i use him on the weekends and then i have the option to put him away all week
He threw up. He never throws up. It was like finding out superman cant fly anymore. I was so sad for him.
I made mike pull over so I could lay in the grass. He made me get up cuz I looked dead and people were passing. It was like 6:30am.
I'm trying not to drink. I may fall down if I move. This is bad. I had everclear before the bar. Oh no. Oh no. Breathe. Breathe. Breathe.
How was your weekend?
The sex was so good. It hurts to exist.
Also, you peed on your hand last night. Id just like to point that out
Took "drink until he's cute" to a whole new level last night...
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
sidebar: i fucked your brother last night
We can't shop at Hobby Lobby anymore. They don't like Plan B which basically runs through our veins.
Based on the conversation I'm going to assume you didn't close the deal.
It started going awry when I fell through a roof.
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
Bug bite on my vagina. I think we need to stop this 'sex in awesome places campaign.'
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