Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
When I was her age, Pluto was still a planet... but i said what the hell
I found the pot of gold last night, and it was full of bad decisions.
Just saw the first guy I gave head to lose in the french open...some how I feel better that my mistake made it to the same mistake as our relationship, the third round. Don't judge.
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
i had to cut you off after you shoved a bunch of bottle caps in your mouth and pretended you had braces.
We should reintroduce naked Mondays
She has a lazy eye!
My other option is a hardwood floor
I'll hold a taco with my boobs for you
I kinda wanna eat your hands right now.
Put down the everclear and go to bed.
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
Vodka drinking games. Where you wake up next to a douche lord and see your thong in the blinds.
The impromptu 'dance party' was just three white dudes flailing arrhythmically in the kitchen in absolute silence. Stone cold sober.
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
Someone explain to me why I woke up to find a stolen shopping cart in my room...
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