Scream out, "Tax-Free dick over here" in the bar. Ladies love tax free stuff
the only time it's appropriate to sing In The Air Tonight by Phils Collins is while sake bombing at Cal Beach
um or while having sex on a train
Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
We found a swing set....it's in the front yard.
Is it sad I don't want to go buy $1 Mac-n-cheese cause I need to pay rent... I'm re-naming this college.
Also, peanut butter on a spoon dinner is back in existence and it is good.
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
Lights are FLASHING. This just got REAL. CAPTALIZATION.
I drink to make the karaoke go away.
Someone had written "Boxmonsterette" on the bathroom wall and I just knew you'd been here.
I decided taking Molly and seeing Birdman seemed like a wise life choice.
I think you are severely overestimating being able to get your lingerie back by posting the lyrics of Irreplaceable
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
I smell of tequila and Im going to a funeral. This is my life.
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