none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
he's afraid if he sleeps with me i'll go all lavender brown on him
it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
Sometimes I worry for your future but then I remember how big your boobs are.
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
She was really fucking loud. My neighbors definetly knew my name...
I got kicked out because I puked again I'm on the fire truck outside
I'm sorry I can't get drinks with you. I have to make sure my dad doesn't go to jail.
Alright we have to be drunk.before noon tomorrow. Its a new law i just got passed through congress. It goes into effect imediately
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
It was disgusting, and I would've rather licked the condensation off the windows instead, but I figured that's wasn't very ladylike
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
Don't Richard Nixon her vagina
still can't believe dude took a personal call while he was balls deep in my mouth.
seriously i don't trust him. he fed me a hot dog out of a crock pot and gave me moonshine dashed jager bombs.
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