I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
rolled in at 7am w/ 2 girls i met at the strip club. my neighbor was getting up to mow the lawn before he took his kids to school. i'm 31. he's younger. if given the chance, you think he'd want to switch places?
she farted while i was going down on her. not doing that again
so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
It's Monday. What a great day to start the weekend on the week of st. Patricks day
we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
your facebook page is a work of drunk art.
But I aced my quizzes. Apparently flash card beer pong is an acceptable form of studying.
I need a kidney, not a pussy. All the pussy in the world isn't going to save my life. Keep your pussy in your pants and give me a kidney.
He sent me a picture of him trying to push his cock into a Gatorade bottle. I dont know if I'm impressed it didn't fit and disgusted that he sent me something so vile.
So I just got drugs from a house with a giant cross on it. Thank you, Jesus.
And some neighbor just saw me naked and hunched over a bag of potato chips stuffing my face. Maybe clothes aren't a bad idea.
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
Well I hate to admit it but at this point I can successfully say i have been pee'd on by both of my roommates.
I woke up with glitter and eggshells in my bed wtf
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