Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
he had a sign stolen from the tennis court hanging above his bed that said, "please limit play to one hour while others are waiting"
Just ducktaped my beer to my bike. See you in ten.
It's 4PM and I'm finally awake.. I'm covered in dog fur and shame. I'd say it counts as a good night.
Well good for him for getting your number before he told you he had no money and needed you to pay for his drink!
I woke up naked to an alarm set for 11:18 pm and missing a shoe. How was your night?
literally just tried sending to someone a video of me jerkin but my phone was connected to Apple TV and it literally just played on the tv in a full room and I'm actually about to shit myself
Woke up this morning with a darth vader helmet and a bath robe on with my toenails shitly painted
The magician guy on probation is here at the bar. I'm gonna get him to show me a trick
extra points if i make kids and or the elderly cry
Sometimes self-care is taking a shot of vodka and moving on.
I'm hiding in my office refusing to turn the light on holding puke down stealing and shoveling down the meeting snacks and regretting my poor life choices. goldfish crackers are like crack to me right now. how is your day?
U just kept yelling her vagina wasn't a priority bc u had a bowl of cheerios calling your name
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
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