i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.
IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.
I decided that just having that story under my belt and being able to tell it to my grandchildren is worth the regrets of the evening.
He's pole dancing on a heat lamp.
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
He had Jail Releases phone number programed into speed dial on his phone.
Dude totally calling you out on watching when harry met sally on netflix on demand on april 8th.
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
What about.....a game of twister and....wait..nevermind. I've hit my cap for sexualizing things today.
Moral of the story is go have sex with a foreigner and report back to me.
Aka reading hardcore gay robot porn as a steady trickle of elementary schoolers walk by me every so often and im still in uniform as there councilor
Who is also still dressed up as a pirate
What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
I fell asleep in the bathroom during my mothers dinner party with no pants on. Her friend walked In. I was told to not come back.
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
They call you PBJ boy because you were trying to seduce me with pieces of a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Successfully might I add.
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