This is not my ceiling
I start off june hungover/still drunk stumbling down my driveway with the trashcan at 6am..it's gonna be an interesting month
i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
she cried into her fur with two handfuls of money- she was the physical manifestation of white girl problems
He broke up with his gf yesterday so he could give me our annual Christmas sex at midnight.
Marry him. Now.
If you haven't seen a huge black man in tiny red snowflake shorts that barely cover his dick, then you don't know what I'm going through.
I wanna introduce you to my balls, Thunder and Lightning.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
So you told me to remind you that you vomited 3 times in the street because you would forget so here is your reminder
She made sure everyone knew we were doing shots for her dead grandma.
I found a video of us drunkenly yelling "we wanna be the Pope" as we passed around the blunt
He also reminds me slightly of a pirate which i find strangely attractive
Im eating leftover Easter ham in a bubble bath. What has my life come to?
He asked me how many starwars references he could make before i no longer find him attractive.
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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