everything is bigger in texas. Including my drinking problem.
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
Then you can skip the embarrassing can I date your ex since you're a lesbian now conversation
Oh please tell me that I'm sleeping in your shower and not the neighbor's again
thought the power was flickering out but it turns out im just blinking
The judge mental looks i am getting while looking at porn on my phone sitting in the urgent care waiting room is gonna get way worse when they find out im here to see if im pregnant
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
No more morning sex. Just for once, my vagina would like to go to work bone-dry and bone-free.
I'm so excited for post-beer fest chipotle. It will be better than scared shitless pre-go karting chipotle.
I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
It shouldn't be this hard to find someone who you haven't blown.
It went from a "chill game of beer pong" to "absinthe body shots and a tits parade" in literally two minutes.
Told you inviting her was a good idea.
We had a pink drink in honor of my underwear and apparently I made out with our bartender... a few times
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