Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
Just found my girlfriend's stash of animated Japanese porn
And to think, I actually considered breaking up with her
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it.
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
I told him I had to grab my Swedish fish from the car before they froze. Then I just left. But the fact that he knew how important it was not to have my fish freeze almost made me come back in....almost.
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
All I've done today is make sangria and wonder what the hell I'm doing with my life.
A girl just invited me over for a blowjob and beer. Is this a trap?
You had sex with a guy who has a purple beard last night. No Molly for a while, ok?
Last night I watered my lawn and smoked a joint then cooked a steak. I'm really killing this adulthood thing.
If you are refering to the duckling living in your bath...I can explain, but before I do, can you throw a peice of bread in there?
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
the sex is SO much better when he thinks im going insane
Well, if you do die, I'll bedazzle your coffin.
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