her lazy eye was starring daggers at me.
he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
hot pretzels for dinner, snacks, and now breakfast...oh to be a poor college student...everyday is like a carnival.
I think her nose is broken... but I think she's just drunk enough to fall for the whole "sex releases endorphins, so it'll feel better" line.
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
For the record it's 1026 and you told me I could leave you in the bathroom.
Between the booze, mechanical bulls, and penis's I think my body hates it when I'm single
I just want brownies and waffles and someone to lick my tits
Drinking a bawls. If I'm dead when you get home, yes, they are poisoned.
Whenever I'm hungover I try to stay in public as much as possible, hoping to be a cautionary tale to children. It's a public service, really.
You just gave me the title for the series of our lives. Haha. Chapter 12: the cocaine on the back of the hairbrush
Sarah is throwing up still and I'm eating salad with my fingers
He woke me up because I was snoring and went for a second round. First time I'm happy that I snore
you know maybe it wouldnt be so bad if it hadnt happened before. At least I didnt blow him this time
Talk all the shit you want but I slept in a oversized monster truck tire last night.
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