Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
also, you're talking to the girl for whom "deformed baby arm" wasn't quite a dealbreaker.
Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
when we asked you if you had had anything to drink tonight you looked up from the toilet while cupping the water into your hands and said "this.. just this"
nothing says "we're all in this together" like the herpes she passed around to our entire group of friends
MASS TEXT! MASS TEXT! Your sad horny friend has finally gotten it in and can go back to being normal once again. You're welcome.
Just called the consul general of France "dude"
It's kind of like, standing in a garage and pretending you're a car. Except you're naked.
So hungover. Walked into room and poached their catering before realized in wrong place. Scowled and ate it anyway
If you need to be the damsel in drunken distress make sure it's before 3.
When you put the phrases "just out of shower" and "did you get the picture" that close together, a picture of hamburger helper is not exactly what I expected to pop up.
If you send me another picture of a donut on your penis while I'm at work, I may have to slap you With the donut.
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
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