ur dog is so gonna tell on us one day.
for doing what?
for smoking bowls out on the deck while your parents aren't home.
ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
Its the Friday before break. There are 20 kids in my 300 person lecture hall. All with the same what the fuck am I doing here look on there face.
I need Christmas break to be over. I'm tired of fucking my old High School girlfriends
cutting back on calories before spring break by only taking shots instead of drinking actual drinks.
the diet of an alcoholic...
okay so i know you are missing your wallet but at least its not your tooth. i am missing my tooth.
You basically tried to anal probe my passed out friend with a lamp
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
You woke us up at 9:15 am still in your toga from last night saying "welcome to my house party...party". You had already filled up the pong cups with yaager/fireball and ordered a chicken platter... Who even delivered that that early???
We share an apartment, weed and genitals. It's called being practical not in love.
I still don't understand if he's using me to write his resume or if we're dating
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
He fucked me so hard my contacts fell out! Didnt know that was possible.
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