if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
I think it was our ex-neighbor Mike. He leaves Taco Bell outside our door a lot
He'll drop off his extra tacos at our place bc he's super high when he orders & can't eat them all
That poor kid, I literally invited myself over and took advantage of him.
yea I'm sure he was really upset some drunk girl showed up to fuck him.
Do you have to put it that way?
A 300 lb dude in a sundress yelling bible verses while wearing a raggedy anne wig is just as funny as I thought it would be. Thank you san francisco.
You graduated two years ago... You can't keep using spring break as an excuse.
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
I wish I cared about making my vagina as presentable as you do.
Im hitting on this chick at a stoplight when all the sudden. i notice this chick blowing some dude in the backseat.
Tuesday Boozeday turned into What-the-fuck-were-you-thinking Wednesday real fast.
yeah, never be friends with someone with shitty eyebrows.. they obviously already make poor life choices
Buying a new bed right now. My options are limited because I need to be able to be tied to it.
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
She said if you lived here it would be like the x rated version of 3's company
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