did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
Arguably, the best part was cockblocking those squirrels.
In an m&m suit playing manhunt drunk. And you thought you werent guna have a good time
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
A "Tom-vomit" is when you puke but cough as it comes up, so you close you mouth as a natural reaction and the vomit is jet-propelled out your noise.
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
Strip clubs it is bday boy. One condition. I am in full custody of your ID. I plan on being in no condition to coordinate rescue operations and we need to keep casualties to a minimum. You cannot be trusted.
Alright goddamnit. Can I bring my pirate hat?
I insist.
I'm just gonna eat nachos and wine fruit forever.
Blizzard, Hour 9: I'm 7 beers deep and have finished Ninja Turtles. I am listening to the NYPD and Nassau Fire Dept pipes and drums and writing new drum scores in my head, which I may or may not remember tomorrow
Should I wear my "kiss me I'm highrish" shirt for my drug screen today?
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
She sent me a thank you card for not fucking her boyfriend...
Once someone takes a shit in your toilet they are no longer a guest.
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