Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
So..he puked on my dress and I had to walk back to the dorms in his little sisters Scooby Doo pajamas.
I don't know you.
In the hospital waiting to be tested for the first uti of the school year....I'm BACK BTICHES.
Just so you know, I'm standing in my bra eating cereal. My keys were in the cereal box.
I know I'm her Sunday school teacher. I just feel I would be saving others from a lot of headaches by telling her someday she's going to be a stripper
we're using his nephews tonka truck toy as a cooler for the beer
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
No, I don't think your idea of offering shots in exchange for bonus points to your history professor at B-Dubs was a good idea. Especially after you later told him that you would "tap that" in regards to his wife.
Guess who has got hockey tickets for tonight? Only cost me road head going to and coming from the game
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
Remind me to call McDonald's to give a good review of Ruth. She truly demonstrated grace under pressure.
They are fixing my bike for free, trying to smoke me out, and their kids keep hugging me.
I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
Btw, how did you break into my room, and why did you decide that covering the mushrooms with a blanket was more secure than a lock on my door?
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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