Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
I'd fuck her but she fucked Dusty. And I'm pretty sure he's humped livestock
My t9 writes chubies instead of bitches.
either way. win, win.
I just saw a girl make a shank with the underwire in her bra...
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
My penis hasn't been this frustrated since I was like 13 and I awkwardly got boners at school dances
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
You kept telling me how warm your bag of vomit was and asked me if i wanted to feel.
Sorry for locking you out after accusing you of eating my Skittles... I realized I was mistaken after just throwing up the rainbow.
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
HOLY FUCK COMFIEST CHAIR EVER
I'm missing a sock, a boot, and antlers. We need to get on that.
You know I've done a lot of messed up stuff. But I never thought I would have to put a bandaid on my dick. Yet here we are.
I have standards. Maybe not when it comes to men.. but definitely when it comes to sex
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
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