Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
I have fb friend requests from two random swedish brothers... Must have something to do with that hostel I stumbled into on mardi gras
You drunk dialed me talking about the stages of mitosis. There is no way you didn't ace your bio final
Did you really end last night's sexting with "Stay thirsty my friend"?
We broke two of his toes while having sex. He laughed said he'd fix it in the morning and kept going. I think I'm in love
my boss told me he would look for my wallet when he went back to the strip club tonight.
I'm standing outside of the bar watching homeless men teach a kid how to pee of the sidewalk.
Lights are FLASHING. This just got REAL. CAPTALIZATION.
So we have also come to the conclusion that slam piece Saturday's are the appropriate follow ups to find a husband Fridays
It's not my fault you have a job and can't get drunk on Tuesday's. Don't take your frustrations out on me!
The bad news is tonight is also a blue moon, ergo, latin, I will have to get 'once in a blue moon' drunk which I feel is significantly more dangerous than IPO drunk
I have to confess something, I may or may not have knocked on your window at 2:30 am while balancing on some guys hands. We found tequila.
Felt so good this afternoon, figured I wouldn't have a comedown. Wrong. Just realized I've been staring at a wall for 40 minutes contemplating the color yellow.
You helped blow my nose... Ok it's safe to say we are on a new level of relationship..
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
Randomize
