dude i just saw a topless girl trying to get into her locked car. im moving here
between no blow jobs for the rest of his life, or no cheese for the rest of his life, he chose no blowjobs. ive never felt so bad about my bj abilities before
Drunken horseback riding is the absolute worst decision i've ever made in my life.
I woke up naked in my own vomit. Not even in my bed. No one is happy.
The extent of my physical activity is running from the cops.
After walking in on us in the living room, he still insisted that he slept in my bed with me afterwards.
Managed to convince my mom that I had been home for 3 hours sleeping on the couch downstairs and this t-shirt was your dads. I am SUCH a fucking boss.
I'll try not to. I have an appointment at the hospital tomorrow so my goal is to wake up there.
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
First memory of my senior year: Going into registration still drunk from last night.
Ya I don't think I'm going anywhere, a cum towel, beer, and Vicodin was just exchanged in our white elephant present game
Might as well permanently tattoo lush somewhere on my body and show it to people when I decide to drink so they won't serve me.
The only difference between us and a pack of 14 year old girls is substance abuse
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
I just want to bone him one last time before he moves across the country with his new (average looking) girl friend.
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