I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
He bought me a flower. He's totally getting head every day for a week.
Class is significantly more awkward when you know that your teacher knows what you look like with your legs behind your head... Just saying.
Right before he passed out, he said "Stuporman, coming in for a landing"
my bedside table was not meant to hold this many beer bottles.
im breathing rainbows and everyone is talking in bubbles whatever you gave me give me more
You did a line of free coke with an obese Slovenian unlicensed cab driver in the toilets of the most questionable strip club in the country. New low man.
When you put it like that, I'm inclined to agree.
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
Found my ex-boyfriend's money stash. Call the girls, we are getting fucked up tonight, my treat.
It's a noodle incident. All I can say is that it was completely accidental, no one was too seriously injured, and I'm not allowed back to that bar without a designated pusher for my wheelchair.
Their first impression of me was that I was completely naked. So yeah college hasn't even started yet and I'm already that person.
I'm putting his belongings the garage sale so he can buy his own stuff back. # divorced life. Thanks for cheating on me you tone deaf dick biscuit that'll be $20. Haha.
Well waking up naked, covered in Chex mix is not how I planned to start my Wednesday if that's what you're getting at.
So you realized he wasn't actually cheating on you and now you're trying to unfuck things. Or in this case unfuck Tom.
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