OMG. Drunk.
I'm so glad you fill me in on these things.
Sorry. Must've been trying to twitter.
a/c is broke at work...just took my panties off at my desk and the janitor saw it...might have a date for later. let you know
be a good friend and just tell me i'm not pregnant
His text read: Sex? I replied: Not drunk enough. He bought 4 more rounds and tantalized me with the offer pizza later. This could be the beginning of a beautiful relationship.
I'm wearing the bright blue sombrero all through the airport as a sign of triumph that I survived spring break. I'm getting compliments
K. On the way. I need a drink.
Like a drink drink or like water?
Have we met?
just credit carded her and her mom at the same time... that drunk. get on my level
Did you get any last night. I need to track my forever aloneness
i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
I emailed the police apartment to apologize to the officer from last night. I practically threw a hissy fit because he wouldn't hug me.
It was "against protocol"
I just spent 12 consecutive hours in the same outfit and none of it was pajamas. If that's not personal growth, I don't know what is.
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
You didnt text me.. I'm on your street with golf clubs
Go have sex with him right now! Drunk sex is the best sex.
I know but these gold fish are so much better
Apparently I was directing traffic outside of Keeneland. Apparently I'm not a police officer. Who knew....
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