And I wrote a rap so it was actually a productive afternoon minus not paying our bills.
do you ever just like the smell of your farts?
Going to eat lunch. Bunch of people in church clothes, and we are hungover, wearing pajamas, and in real danger of puking on the floor. We're about to destroy the ambience of this joint.
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
It's my fault there's ramen coiled around his penis.
Thinking about adopting a 16 yr old here. Her name is Abby and she likes vodka. We've bonded. I need a sober driver n e ways...
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
she broke my one feeling. seriously I think she broke my dick.
I always hoped that one day I'd have a sex position named in my honor.
I'm stoned as hell watching the new Star Trek movie. My life is 110% better than it was an hour ago.
I AM SO HORNY, I AM GOING TO DIE. I NEED SOMEONE TO WISH MY VAGINA A MERRY CHRISTMAS.
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
Brother gave me a harry potter philosophy book for xmas we need to get stoned and talk about this.
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