Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
No, "because my penis told me to" is not an acceptable answer to that question
I always knew I'd be the first one with an STD
I'm doing lines by myself in the kitchen. I think your outside. yeah that's you. your naked.
Do you think she will like "you don't have to swallow this time" gift certificates for Xmas?
Oh man I'm using the bubble wrap that wraped my new vibrator to wrap my dads fathers day gift
You described pouring milk in your strawberry cereal as a glittering magnificent water fall, skimming over the mountain and little strawberry citizens.
Listen I took a family sized bottle of merlot to the face last night and there's an svu marathon on. Give me some time please.
I had sex in an engineering office last night. So that could be your life. I was mounted on top of a sketch of a future parking lot for a maintenance building. If that's not romantic, idk what is
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
Everyone is all excited about the iPhone 7 being water resistant and I'm only concerned with whether or not it can be destroyed by salsa or cum
Great, now even dream!me is a drunken borderline mess.
I had sex while watching Lord of the Rings last night. I think I just reached a new level of nerd.
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