i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
im pretty sure i just saw someone trying to catch a fish with his penis
So you started off by saying "no homo," but patting his crotch and saying his jeans fit him wonderfully may have overshadowed that.
I just ate a whole pineapple for lunch. You should be begging to give me a bj tonight.
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
like stop trying to get a relationship out of this when i'm clearly in the drunken mistakes part of my life.
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
she fell asleep in a torn bush after playing cards at a nursing home.
well i maturbated this morning, which means the best part of my day has already happened.
That shit was hard as fuck. It felt like a mountain entering my vagina.
My one night stand ended up seeing me the next morning... For my interview. Guess who got a job.
Why can't he see that I don't want a slow getting to know you period? I just want to bone. NOW.
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