We are brilliant. We call it the pint walk. Killing a pint of vodka while we walk from cleveland park to dupont. just making mama proud
it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
I want you to know that after i type the word "your" vagina is next on my predictive tex
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
Im sure that doesnt mean its ruined... It was your bithday you get a free "im drunk at 7 am" card
I'm going to skip that pointless convo with Mark, stick with the "we're talking" status, and bone barely legal, borderline gay, preppy guys on the DL.
Saying we were separated at birth, got on a ship and sailed here via onion barrel from Somalia didn't help our case at all....
Please tell me that text was part of your elaborate Brett Favre costume; otherwise, dude, wtf?
Nothing like waking up naked and alone on your floor to remind you that you make life mistakes often.
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
Guess who just got a Christian Beliefs class to seriously discuss the spiritual implications of dolphin rape?
so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
He's driving 2 hours to visit me and he's bringing weed. I love him so much.
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
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