maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
you haven't felt a hangover until you wake up after a night of snorting tequila.
I've crashed the car, it's a write off. The police are here and I'm dressesd as a crayon.
You call it a hangover, I call it a baby squirrel burrowing its way out of my head.
I cant be sure, but i think ive been drunk in this church before.
Pitting the remainder of the bottle against my hangover. I'm expecting an all out cage match for my soul and wellbeing.
Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
I have bruises from doing the splits on the poles, if that doesn't scream bourbon street regret then I don't know what does
I woke up and there was a mans ass as my screensaver...
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
We just fucked each other sober. #goteam
He looked so uninterested when the stripper was slapping him. Now his roommates are harassing me about how crazy our sex must be.
He's a freak. Not like "freak in the bed" freak but like "eats glue in the weekends" freak.
He’s tiny, hairless and humps my leg when he wants sex. He’s basically a chihuahua
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