She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
Pretty sure I went to the bar in my bathing suit, sweat pants, and high heels.
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
Just KTHXBAIed an old man for staring at me
So I vaguely remember making out with you this morning, I think you were on a date?
About six hours after the bottle of smirnoff, I was googling "losing your stomach lining" and calling my mom for help. She has experience.
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
when the officer asked him if he had been drinking, he just goes, "yeah, you?" then falls onto the table.
We found her on the doorstep. Just layin down going, "I made it home!! Aren't you proud??!"
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
Just high enough for therapy.
I got my eyebrow ring humped out. How is that even possible?
this place is dumb. no one understands my Sunday morning alcoholism here.
i got kicked out of the casino for drunken disorderly conduct because i kept stumbling into old people and one of them told on me. as the boucer was taking down my information so i could no re-enter i ripped my id out of his hands while yelling fuck you.
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