love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
Do you have a shampoo for semen
Or a time machine
An ad on my facebook says "don't be THAT girl". Its like it knows.
No you can't have a vodka redbull. The pilgrims didn't have vodka redbull.
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
I have no idea how I got home or why I am naked but I assume I owe you a thank you...
I just sprawled out on my bedroom floor and cried while shoveling chocolate into my mouth.. I should not have Bacardi at home
Omfg amy I'm not kidding you I think a blow job is what landed me in the hospital
I'm glad that even though we are states apart our whorish hearts beat as one
Yeah. Well last night I sold my shoes to a man who I'm pretty sure has a weird foot fetish for $150 cash.
you texted him "it's time for the no pants dance", please get your tubes tied.
I'll have to text you later. Trying to have civilized conversations with the boyfriends parents when I'm 100% aware I just blew their son in the bathroom 5 mins ago. Stay tuned.
I just offered a cat a "drinky drinky" I'd say my night has started
I made out with a 40 year old and told her we were dating then got kicked out of a gay bar. This is the day I stop drinking.
We got really excited for country fried steak then we had sex.
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