i felt like cinderella. except at midnight i turned back into a whore.
so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
Is it a bad that I spent my 5 year anniversary with my husband texting my ex boyfriend?
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
When you gave the girl your number the fat girl was like "take mine....here please take mine"
20 bottles of wine, 3 cases or beer, and 5 bottles in my kitchen... My parents are teasing me.
Life is too short to have fake orgasms.
I told the emergency room nurse I didn't want to stop and ruin the moment. She said safewords are there for a reason. Super condescending. Got her number though.
Turns out it's a fake number.
Who loses their virginity to fucking Flo Rida
Knowing there are different types of spiders in different countries and regions makes me never want to travel.
We probably shouldn't have humped each other in a stairwell for an hour. that was probably my bad
She's going to jail in a few weeks but she just got a boyfriend. Yet I'm still single as fuck.
And then he tried to convince me that he could wear a condom instead of pants to go out.
Were we still high when we decided to break your leg?
that blonde bartender and I racked up an impressive mini bar bill last night
Mini bar? Did you get a hotel room?
Yeah, the last thing I need right now is a chick with an insane clown posse tattoo knowing where I live
That’s legit
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