id be glad to
i don't know how to normally transition into sexual activities without being drunk...
That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
Going to eat lunch. Bunch of people in church clothes, and we are hungover, wearing pajamas, and in real danger of puking on the floor. We're about to destroy the ambience of this joint.
just walked past a girl in her cap and gown puking her brains out beside a tree. her friends were taking pictures of her.
I KNOW. I'm like, ew who are these ppl. And then I remember I'm traveling to New York to accidentally hook it with two different dudes in one weekend.
He confessed to putting dry erase marker dots on my vibrator to keep track of when I "electronically cheated" and then passed out.
Thank god the bicycalist i hit was on drugs
I only saw you for about 5 min, but you were rambling about how not even the whiskey could make you fight the skeleton guards.
Don't you realize there's more to life than sex and pizza rolls?
Full contact beer pong was definitely not my best idea.
Drugs are gluten free tho, right?
You could woo kevin with a boquet of breakfast burritos. He loves those burritos. You could use the hot sauce packets like babies breathe
I kept on yelling at him to get his shit together as he was puking
At least you got some excitement going on, you got weed and might die tonight, I'm just sitting here bored as fuck.
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