Got a little crazy huh? Happy st pattys day. None of you have any idea where my credit card would be do you? How do i always lose
since we're both too lazy to go to each others house, you drink there, i'll drink here and we'll skype. it's the same thing.
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
All I've accomplished this quarter is making Uno an acceptable drinking game.
We talked about all of the sex positions that would better allow him to feed me grapes. I think I'm in love.
and you will have a crown and it will be made of penises and all will bow before you and your glorious penis crown
if you had such a terrible roommate you would understand. jacking off in his conditioner is just the start.
At one point they were sandwiching me, both petting my stomach, mad dogging each other. Then they somehow telepathically decided to both try to pull my pants down. Such nice guys.
Shitshow foam night was such a success
Hey start looking around for a low rider Subaru. Well get a loan. It will be capital for our first music video.
We don't know where he is but he left his pants and what appears to be a tooth here so he's gotta come back sometime
Can't tell if waking up covered in easy mac is the sign of an amazing or terrible night
the moment when you open a dick pic with your mom in the car... On your moms phone... Of your dad... Scarred for life
Well, I was arguably the most sober adult in the house by 1 in the afternoon, so I'd say Superbowl Shitshow was a success.
I was trying to be good but he showed up with dinner and wine and I exploded. Like a bomb. A dirty, sexy bomb
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