didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
I woke up at 11 this morning in my car parked in front of the bar.
I know, I tried to wake you up, but I couldnt. So I walked home
As my groomsman, I expect you to learn the Thriller dance with me before next September.
You drank the expired grape juice because you were convinced it had fermented into wine...you have a problem.
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
I really wish I didn't have to wear pants this is ridiculous
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
That still doesn't explain why you thought it was a good idea to paint a cow on my guitar
Just want you to know I am def drunk enough to burn down your house. Don't worry I checked the stove like 6 times. I love grilled cheese
On the bright side since it was a Tuesday you weren't even in jail for the long! that could've been worse!
the boat had a sign not to jump off the roof of it, which gave us the idea to jump off the roof of it
Btw if you ever get emails that pretty much contain 'bwahhhhh jatkkvsweuo' it's safe to assume it's me.
He looked at me and just said "moist". The entire party shut down from uncomfortableness. He is an anti-party wizard.
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
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