What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
Why did we buy the only spinning apartment on campus?
I intend to get homeless drunk
the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
Responsibility does not care about your dick.
i don't think they understood the house was collapsing. they kept dancing and jumping and asking for more cups.
Even completely stoned shes amazing on the piano. There are like 7 people sitting on the ground listening to her like she's the messiah.
I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
he made a bon jovi sex playlist and started crying when "i'll be there" came on... how was your night?
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
I don't care if he's the coolest coworker, if he's living in his mom's basement at 30 you should not buy drugs from him
I'm in the recliner and i have a bottle of wine wedged in my cleavage, drinking from a straw. Clever and classy or pathetic and sloppy?
My boss is paying me to come clean his house in a maid outfit and told me not to tell anyone....this is shady as fuck but I need the money
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