And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
Her mom is home on her lunch break. Guess who's hiding In the Closet?
I'm a lady, I can't pee on the ceiling. Even I don't have that power.
Sorry about that whole "setting your deck on fire" thing.
Last time I get high to write a paper the night before it's due. "Tiny Wings and sexuality" is not an acceptable topic to for a paper. Class in 30 minutes. I'm fucked...
Don't talk about his dick. That's mine. There's a copyright on it. Use with permission
So he was supposed to be helping me with my math but instead we ended up drinking coconut rum in his basement and having sex. I think my mom was right, getting a tutor will be good for me. Relieves the stress.
Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
You need to be full form and virile tomorrow so I can live vicariously through your rub and tug.
The worst part was when I went to go spit it out and rinse my mouth, his grandpa was in the bathroom, so I had to fucking wait. It was awful. I finally ran to the kitchen and prayed his parents didn't come out of their room.
I don't know what's worse the fact that I woke up with a clit piercing or the fact that I didn't pay for it.
For the first time in my life, I still have money by the next payday. Who is this responsible person and what have they done with the real me?
It's okay that we broke up and all but it's not okay that he still has my Chick-fil-A calendar card. This month is free fries!
I've had more sex since the twins moved in than I'd had in the previous four years. They are the best wingman ever.
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