I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
if only i could text you this smell
I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
Exactly. wat kind of friend would i be if i even pretended to give a shit about ur problems
if you hear someone banging on your door early in the morning, it's me with some breakfast burritos, so don't be alarmed
As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
I don't want a mention or even a whisper of a Shakespeare Festival by that or any other name including, but not limited to, a fucking Renaissance Fair. Are we clear? It will be a DEALBREAKER .
I fell asleep masterbating while watching family guy... This is what happens when girl's night gets canceled
He licked my mouth. I felt like I was making out with my dog.
I'm so jealous of your sex life. You know it's awesome when thinking about the sex you had last night brings you tears of joy.
Well, we all woke up in drag with no memory of why we were in drag. On the plus side, this shade of lipstick looks really good on me.
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
you said "it's karaoke night" and tried to use my dick as a microphone
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