Joe is yelling at the trees again.
I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
I just saw a girl walking up the hill with a little red wagon full of booze... I want to be in her study group.
let me put this in terms we both understand. he was the crunchwrap supreme of men--the perfect combo of all things manly, gooey and delicious. and ready for instant enjoyment.
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
no you're not allowed back
come on. everbeers was a great idea. you fucks had a great night
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
Please hurry up and come back. This is so awkward. He's showing me banana videos.
If you really loved me, you'd support my weed habit.
As the person who squeezed you out of my vagina, the answer is no.
Must've forgot to hang up with her when I was telling Josh I plan to pop champagne if I nail her tonight. She showed up with a bottle and said "only if we can toast it with Josh"
And I'm glad you're waiting to invite him over. he may have a weird penis thing and then dinner becomes awkward.
I wish I had a Tina from Bob's Burgers in real life. She would be the best wingman.
All I want for my birthday to be fingered and eat pizza
Nothing like ripping open the box with your keys on a sat R train and throwing back the morning after pill with some coconut water on my way to work at a fitness studio for free
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
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