That's what happens when you let Keystone Light make your decisions.
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
It was kinda bitchy last night when i brought up my pregnancy scare and you said "shotty playing with it"
hooked up with a girl who spoke elfish last night..what up 8th grade lord of the rings fantasies
Ughh on my way to the bathroom now... literally just puked on myself and cleaned it off with a hot dog bun... I love tailgate
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
Yes ma'am.Im also looking at my collection of penis pictures in my email playing "who;s penis is that"?
Ive fucked up. im like a feral dog rabidly chasing an infrequent dream amidst a cataclysm of disaster
Dave is getting a lap dance to the venga boys
this is not a drill
Turns out end of the world sex is H-O-T, HOoot! I'll be the only progressive lady smiling today
He's the douchy one who wouldn't let me rip his shirt off, right?
this old people party is bangin. they have apple cider with everclear in it
I've been on the cocaine and semen diet for the last 24 hours, lunch sounds great.
I was trying to get nudes from last night and ended up getting a family portrait!
Drunk man just fell out of said wheelchair
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