I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
dont quote avril lavinge. im to drunk.
Pretty sure I just slept with Elmo.
It's been five and a half years since she and my brother stopped dating. I feel like that's a long enough grace period. Going for it.
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
Going to have to start putting down newspaper if puking the bed is going to be a habit
Right now I can't do anything that will ban me from donating plasma. That is a legit source of income for me.
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
It's not my fault you have a job and can't get drunk on Tuesday's. Don't take your frustrations out on me!
Seriously? We dated for 2 weeks. TWO. And I've crushed his soul and put out the light in his dark world? What the actual fuck.
Yeah, well. That's what you get for dating a musician.
I wish I'd realized he looked like Skrillex before I was already in the middle of fucking him...
He has been feeding me cheesecake and candy for breakfast. Naked. For three days. How am I ever going to leave????
You're never the same once you're dry humped on the frat house floor
I accidentally sent my dad a very explicit Star Wars fanfiction and he replied with "That was great!"
We'll just play naked Twister, the rest will take care of itself
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