just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
Not a fireman, but good enough for last night.
There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
and if it starts getting weird im just going to tell him i used to be a man
I told her i was enlisting in the air force tomorrow.....it was like the activation code to her vagina
Eating alone in the dark with one candle. This is sorta sad.
Yeah I should probably start planning our first conversation instead of our first child.
If you wondered to yourself today, "did Sarah break her bathing suit strap and flash a pool full of children," the answer is yes.
I also just told a guy I was available for counseling in case he needed to 'bang' things out. I've become a monster.
If a raisin and a desert had a bastard child that would be the inside of my mouth right now
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
No way in hell. Unless I was drunk Tindering again....my swiping finger gets drunk too I guess
So when he asked me to go on a date tonight, I didn't think the words "have you tried a suppository" would be part of the evening.
I just gave my boss a blowjob. underneath his desk at work. that promotion is mine!
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