She looked like her face caught fire, and someone put it out with a screwdriver.
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
Sry I left before you woke up. The house was really fucked up and I didn't feel like helping you clean. PS Somebody threw up on your dog
He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
My grandma just told me that she sharted, no I am not having fun in El Paso.
Like if I don't roll around in my puke, the night will be a failure.
I have no idea. After the fireworks it all went to shit. Do you know why I woke up with a road sign?
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
Now I know he's not trying to fuck me. He took me to lunch at White Castle.
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
Send me one of your boob pics as an example. I mean this in the straightest least lesbian way possible.
I'm stoned as hell watching the new Star Trek movie. My life is 110% better than it was an hour ago.
We're exchanging our favorite porn sites at 9 am. I think this brings our relationship to a whole new level
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
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