she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
If you start sounding at all like you're even remotely in love, expect a lecture on the merits of being a single woman with a vibrator.
This is why we're friends.
Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
I have a strict rule of what enters my vajay. It's either sparkly, or human. Anything else and I draw the line. Standards.
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
i dont remember how or why, but i now have 3 coupons for a free BJ from Anise stapled to my right arm.
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
I think my brain has decided it's boycotting life until it can do whatever it wants.
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
Sooooooo this guy just asked me if I'd be interested in a threesome... I'm considering bc I would get to hang out with his dog afterwards.
I'm at that stage of drunk where just imagining having sex makes me motion sick.
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
Love that I’m sending my uber driver a thank you message for taking me home via mcdonalds tonight before I’m messaging my date from tonight! Lol
I woke up this morning hand cuffed to the bed with three bruised ribs and Amy written in lipstick on my chest... what happen lastnite??
If sleeping with your boss doesnt scream job security i dont know what does.
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