So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
what do 4 police cars, 1 ambulence, and 2 fire truycks have in common?.... My driveway
I will never try to masturbate with americas funniest home videos playing in the background ever again
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
When his Irish accent comes out my uterus hums. Or some productive organ down there, I'm not sure of the logistics
I want a calm night. Not one where I wake up to you topless and bloody.
THIS ISN'T WORKING THIS IS THE DRUNK LEADING THE DRUNK
I WISH WE COULD PLAY THE DRINKING GAME TOGETHER AND THEN BANG FOR AMERICA.
Oh ya, I forgot to tell you, last night I woke up to the sound of you peeing on the floor next to the fridge, didn't remember until now. Have fun at Dayton!
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
Well I'm about 60% wine, 30% pure rage and 10% tears at the moment and I'm disappointed in how little alcohol is in me
Nothing like a little " am I gonna shit myself " to spice up the work day
If you're wondering about the mess, we had sex in the kitchen. There was noodles involved.
Life is clearly unfair. You remember Courtney has three older sisters, well they're all "make baby sister look like a four" hot. I knew I shouldn't go home with her.
im pretty sure i tried to use axe body spray to cover up the strong urine smell coming from my jeans. im also pretty sure that it didnt work.
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