hahhahahha. mid doggie-style, i faked an asthma attack. the sex was that bad
bought some hannah montana deodorant. hope it doesnt make me smell untalented
This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
The usual. Woke up on a dog bed with peeps and $11.
My TA just came over to give us drugs. Now he's drinking grey goose with my roommate and explaining his thesis to her. This is too much.
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
You can wear my underwear. It'll be like old times.
Wait does semen show up on blood tests?
I thought you wanted to talk?
What part of "Lets have angry sex" means I want to talk?
Heard you were the one that shit off Jamie's balcony. FYI there is a cabbie down here out for blood
Shaving your bikini line at 11 at night in the Walmart bathroom feels trashy no matter why you're doing it.
I think the blind guy i flirt with on a regular basis is starting to realize he's old enough to be my father. I can't tell if he's into it or not.
Was the picture of her twerking on a fake plant sufficient?
I find nice boys who are in extremely long term relationships with nice girls, wait for them to break up, and sneak in for the rebound fucking.
You are like a terrifying jaguar of sex. Predatory.
just had sex in a stairwell with six feet five inches worth of drama
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