Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
well i just had my first "when i graduated college she was 12" morning
Hey remember that thing i said about never apologizing for being a hot mess? Well that was before you found me drunk in the hallway with no pants.
She's got a butler. A fucking butler. Shes like batman, but with a better ass.
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
I just looked at your pics on Facebook....there was cake? Where the fuck was I!?
I'm truly not mad that he's at a strip club, it's that he couldn't look far enough into the future to figure out how to get himself home from one
I just need to find a good handlebar mustache to sit on until I'm over that beard
I just want to see his penis in the light. Is that a crime?
I'm not fucking any of these fools. But if they want to buy me Olive Garden, that's their business.
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
He can move his dick. Like on its own. WHY DID I NOT GIVE BLOWJOBS BEFORE?!
Give me like 5, I have to feed a moose and find my pants.
Dude what happened last night?
I don't know, I'm still trying to figure out how I got my clothes back on.
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