try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
I went to the gynecologist and they said, "you're the most fun person we've ever had," and i thought, "that's exactly why i'm here!"
I am so horny I keep driving over the rumble strips... best half hour ever.
It's a shame that I don't know his last name. Actually, it's an ever bigger shame that I don't know his first name
We totally just fucked in a closet. These vacations with his family are causing creativity I never thought I had.
She punched my vomit. In midair. Back into my mouth.
relax...and go to your happy place, which probably has a lot of dicks
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
Like. There is beer on the other side of that door and 6 yards in. If he's not back in 20 minutes to let me in, I am using this tree as a battering ram.
You probably don't remember. You were drunk and getting your tits drummed on like haitian bongos in a voodoo ritual.
Dude, it's the frankincense and myrrh soap. Smelling like baby Jesus will get you laid.
I can smell the sangria seeping out of my pores
You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
Ice cream and condoms, solid grocery store trip
Omg I just woke up in his bed.. I'm fully clothed and he is naked. I'm so confused.
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