On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
I need to buy a mesh tank top to fit in in Florida. Where do they even sell that shit?
he was dropping me off and i told him i had to go to the bathroom and i leaned into kiss him and he asked how i went to the bathroom with a tampon up there... he was amazed that their was a third hole...and wanted me to show him where it was
shes in my pool wearing only floaties on her arms ill have to raincheck watching march madness with you guys sorry
As your boss, I feel obligated to tell you that turning our management meeting into a kegger may just be the best idea you've given me yet.
Maybe I need a light up heart over my vagina like Christina aguilera to get the point across
We really need to stop competing to see who can get more drunk, and I REALLY need to stop winning.
will you please stage a drunk girl intervention and tell him that his chain is severely harming his chances of getting laid tonight?
im like basted in vodka, i went tanning and it was like i was an alcoholic turkey being cooked in a locker of doom
Highlight of the week: I had sex with a B movie star wearing an eye patch.
Mother fucker, I knew it was bad when you tried making out with my car window
On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
I'm happy I peed in your laundry basket last night
Well, I got drunk and told my family about what I expected sexually after a good first date.
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