just shaved my legs at the gas station bathroom before going to the club. is that too ghetto?
Could be my worst decision since the whole 'third degree burn' fiasco.
The last thing I remembered was laying in the bathtub fully clothed with the shower running while he was picking grilled cheese out of my hair. I couldn't figure out if i was more upset about being soaking wet or the fact that my grilled cheese was in my hair instead of my mouth.
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
It's pitch dark except for the glow sticks, someone turned the heat up as high as it would go and the bathroom is flooded. Also think I just stepped on someone's face.
We picked up some guys dressed as shamrocks at taco bell. I will text you with further information.
Just walked into McDonald's and a bunch of fat girls gave me a look like I just entered their territory.
Dude. I've never been with a guy who just wanted to go down on me all the time including while I'm shooting zombies on call of duty. My life is complete.
If I ever look like I'm about to have a repeat of last night, hit me. Just smack me as hard as you can.
That moment when a stripper is the one that makes the two of you have to define the status of your relationship...
My blue shorts are now brown from all the stripper fake tan
Do you feel better now that you've sent me a picture of your dick?
Yep.
He just walked in on me naked with a beer in my hand eating a calzone in bed. If he wasn't in love with me before...
I just walked in on Joel doing a buck naked tripod headstand in front of the mirror so he could see the bug bite on his balls
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